I'm Barack Obama, a Senator from Illinois!

I'm Bill Richardson, the Governor of New Mexico.

I'm Chris Dodd, a Senator from Connecticut.

I'm Dennis Kucinich, a Representative from Ohio!

I'm Hillary Clinton, a Senator from New York (and former First Lady).

I'm Joe Biden, a Senator from Delaware.

I'm John Edwards, a former Senator, Lawyer and VP candidate!

I'm Mike Gravel! I used to be a Senator around 26 years ago.

I'm Duncan Hunter, a Representative from California.

I'm Fred Thompson! I'm an actor (not one of those leftist ones, though!)

I'm John McCain, a Senator from Arizona.

I'm Mike Huckabee. I used to be a Governor!

I'm Mitt Romney. I was a Governor. I have cool hair!

I'm Ron Paul, a Representative from Texas!

I'm Rudy Giuliani. I used to be a Mayor.

I'm Sam Brownback, a Senator from Kansas!

I'm Tom Tancredo, a Representative from Colorado!